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My Husband Almost Left Me One Thanksgiving

I suspected fowl play

3 min readNov 18, 2022

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Radishes for Me and Radishes for George Clooney

Give me your lettuce, your peppers, your huddled masses of tomatoes yearning to be salsa

3 min readMay 26, 2022

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If People in Other Professions Had Writer’s Block

I never want to meet an uninspired brain surgeon

4 min readMay 5, 2022

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Come Say That to My Face — Mask

Why I’ll keep wearing a mask when the pandemic is over

3 min readJan 18, 2021

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That’s a Wrap

How to wrap a million dollar smartphone and other gifts

3 min readDec 22, 2020

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Save Time: Don’t Dress

Wearing pajamas to work and other time-saving tips

3 min readApr 12, 2022

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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

You must have me confused with someone else who’s lost their grip

3 min readMar 30, 2022

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Why I’ve Decided Not to Become a Russian Oligarch

Being a billionaire isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

3 min readMar 14, 2022

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Don’t Use All Your Winner’s Luck on Stupid Stuff Like I Did

Unless you really want a goldfish

3 min readMar 12, 2022

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The Art of Selective Procrastination

Eat your frogs and elephants while the sun is shining

3 min readMar 2, 2022

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Dorothy Rosby

Dorothy Rosby

Dorothy Rosby is a syndicated humor columnist and author of four books including her latest, ’Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate

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